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Old Jun 26, 2006, 06:48 AM // 06:48   #381
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1042. it seems completely normal to just start a incredibly stupid dance (pretty much any perofession's dance) in your own tune in the middle of the street... when people gather around to lugh at you, you shout DANCE PARTY NEXT TO GAZ STATION!!!! and expect people to come join you
1044 forgot to number this one
You beat me with this one, I actually saw 3 middle school kids doing the sinc holo robo dance ....... I didnt go and ask if it was GW related......... but i dont think i really had to ask
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Old Jun 26, 2006, 08:18 AM // 08:18   #382
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1045: You farm so much, you have to change spots because of the anti-farming code.
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Old Jun 27, 2006, 01:10 AM // 01:10   #383
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1046: Ur playing forward in a soccer game, u rush for the ball against the enemy and yell "Charge" (continues to next fact)
1047:then he beats you to the ball and u get kicked in the shin and start bleeding u yell either "Heal me u noob" or even better "Didnt u bring n e condition removal u idiot??
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Old Jun 27, 2006, 06:33 AM // 06:33   #384
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1048. in your house, you have a room that belongs to your Ranger.
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Old Jun 27, 2006, 04:50 PM // 16:50   #385
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249: You dream about drops and when you wake up you are dissapointed when you log onto GW and find that you don't actually have that crystaline sword.
I've done that.

1049. You try to level up your dog by making it kill other animals, while you shout things like "FERAL LUNGE!" and "MELANDRU'S ASSAULT!" Then, when you're convinced your pet is level 11-15, you start calling him Dire (Your pet's name here) and congratulate yourself on being a great beastmaster, and then go to a graveyard (Tombs) looking for a good BP group.
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Old Jun 27, 2006, 04:54 PM // 16:54   #386
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1050. When you see a scantily clad woman walking around, you ask her if she can "show you her searing heat" and wink repeatedly.
1051. When your wife/girlfriend tells you that you need to shave, and you reply by saying "I KNOW I'VE BEEN TELLING ANET TO PUT IN A APPEARANCE CHANGER FOR MONTHS!"

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Old Jun 27, 2006, 05:27 PM // 17:27   #387
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1052 you decide to convert to a monk profession IRL so there will be more monks to help random groups and your clan
1053 You teach ppl to how to farm Tombs solo IRL
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Old Jun 27, 2006, 05:35 PM // 17:35   #388
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1054. You think about killing yourself so you can practice saccing.

1055. You decide not to kill yourself, because you're not sure if there is anyone with a res around, and the nearest res point isn't for miles.

1056. You finally decide to kill yourself, because then you can be farming UW all day and all night.

1057. You try to make a machine to turn GW money into real money so you can buy more GW money on Ebay.

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Old Jun 28, 2006, 04:20 AM // 04:20   #389
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1058. when you go to "RONA" you cant get over the fact that Black paint is the same price like Yellow, Red, Green etc. when you realise it is, you buy the whole shelf in hope to resell all of it when the price goes up, or you dye your whole house, car, clothes Black and show off how 1337 you are
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Old Jul 01, 2006, 03:50 AM // 03:50   #390
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1059 - you leave your computer on all day and all night with your character standing in a 1in circle
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Old Jul 01, 2006, 03:47 PM // 15:47   #391
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1060 - u spend more than 10k on tickets
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Old Jul 02, 2006, 12:10 AM // 00:10   #392
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1061. You use your local 411 to look up the last names "Kurzick" and "Luxon" to see if their are people with this surname.... when you find 1 you contemplate calling them to tell them the news
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Old Jul 02, 2006, 06:33 AM // 06:33   #393
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1060 - u spend more than 10k on tickets
Um..uh..ah..about that..

It's something to do!
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Old Jul 03, 2006, 07:04 AM // 07:04   #394
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1062. you have 5 accounts and 5 computers, so you can farm SF all by yourself and keep all the drops
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Old Jul 03, 2006, 07:09 AM // 07:09   #395
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1062. you have 5 accounts and 5 computers, so you can farm SF all by yourself and keep all the drops
Holy cow, serious?

1063. You throw daily GvGs at the mall...and get kicked out each time

1064. You search for every insurence company there is just incase you die while trying to get the survival title.

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Old Jul 03, 2006, 09:41 PM // 21:41   #396
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1065. u listen to the game tracks that u get in SE, and put in ur mp3/phone whatever

1066. u go to the mall and shout at the top of ur lungs, "LFP, SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES QUEST....SELF INVITE!"
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Old Jul 03, 2006, 11:03 PM // 23:03   #397
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1067. You start running from turtles. Not just snapping turtles.

1068. You tell your gf/wife you can't go shopping because you are saving up for 15k armor.
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Old Jul 03, 2006, 11:34 PM // 23:34   #398
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1069. You get fired for playing GW at work
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 03:17 AM // 03:17   #399
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1069. You get fired for playing GW at work
I WAS CLOSE TO THIS........ i almost got my computer lab "login" banned for trying to download GW on "my" school computer during a class
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 03:19 AM // 03:19   #400
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1070 When you notice you surpassed 1001 addictions and need to admit yourself to Inde.
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